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Inception (Mal Cobb)
How could you understand? Do you know what it is to be a a lover? To be half of a whole? I’ll tell you a riddle. You’re waiting for a train, a train that will take you far away. You know where you hope this train will take you, but
A Cinderella Story (Samantha Montgomery)
No, you listen. You turned out to be exactly who I thought you were. I never pretended to be somebody else. It’s been me all along. And it was me who was hurt in front of everybody. Look, I didn’t come here to yell at you, okay? I came to
It Happened One Night (Pete Warne)
Sure, I’ve thought about it. Who hasn’t? If I could ever meet the right sort of girl. Ah, where you gonna find her? Somebody that’s real, somebody that’s alive! They don’t come like that way anymore. Have I ever thought about it? Boy, I’ve even been sucker enough to make
Team America: World Police (Gary Johnston)
We’re dicks! We’re reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks! And the Film Actors’ Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don’t like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes who just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal
The Incredibles (Mr. Incredible)
No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again. Sometimes I just want it to stay saved! You know, for a little bit? I feel like the maid; I just cleaned up this mess! Can we keep it clean for… for