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Scarface (Tony Montana)
All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don’t break ‘em for no one. You understand?
The Ruling Class (Jack Gurney)
Deformed, unfinished, sent before my time into this breeding world. I’m cured of fantasy obsessions, paranoid delusions. I master words. ‘I’ – straighten up there. ‘AM’ – close up with ‘I’ – you horrible little word. ‘GOD.’ I AM GOD. Not the god of love, but God Almighty. I massacred
The Princess Bride (Westley)
There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.
He-Man and the Masters of the Universe (He-Man)
He-Man! And the masters of the universe! I am Adam, Prince of Eternia, Defender of the secrets of Castle Grey Skull. This is Cringer, my fearless friend. Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic sword and said, “By the Power of Grey Skull!
Love Actually (David)
Whenever I get gloomy with the state of the world, I think about the arrivals gate at Heathrow Airport. General opinion’s starting to make out that we live in a world of hatred and greed, but I don’t see that. It seems to me that love is everywhere. Often it’s
American Graffiti (Laurie)
LAURIE: You take me out? When we first met you didn”t have enough sense to take the garbage out… I asked you out, remember? Backwards Day – remember? If I had waited for you to ask me – even after that you didn”t call me for two weeks. You were