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Adventureland (Em)
EM: That”s my stepmother. My mother died two years ago. My dad got remarried last year. (sneering at the photo) Her name is Francy. See that unholy abomination on her head? It”s a wig. She had some kind of nervous breakdown when her first husband divorced her. Her hair fell
Edward Scissorhands (Kim Boggs)
I don’t know. Not for sure. But I believe he is. You see, before he came down here, it never snowed. And afterwards, it did. If he weren’t up there now, I don’t think it would be snowing. Sometimes, you can still catch me dancing in it.
Guys and Dolls (Sky Masterson)
On the day when I left home to make my way in the world, my daddy took me to one side. “Son,” my daddy says to me, “I am sorry I am not able to bankroll you to a very large start, but not having the necessary lettuce to get
Miami Heat Intro (LeBron James)
So it’s Wade’s House! LeBron’s Kingdom! And Bosh’s Pit Baby! … One! Two! Threeee!!!! … Yes. We. Did. Yes. We. Did. …. Dun dun dun dun …. Dun dun dun dun…. Dun dun dun dun … Number 6, LeBroooooooooooooooooooooooon Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaames! … Number 1, Chrrrrrrrrissssss Bossssssssssssssssssh. Aaaand number 3, Dwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayne Wwwaaaaaaaaaaade!
The Shining (Jack Torrance)
Wendy, let me explain something to you. Whenever you come in here and interrupt me, you’re breaking my concentration. You’re distracting me. And it will then take me time to get back to where I was. Understand? I’m gonna make a new rule. Whenever I’m in here, and you hear
Blood Diamond (Maddy Bowen)
Do you think I’m exploiting his grief? You’re right, it’s shit. It’s like one of those infomercials. You know, little black babies with swollen bellies with flies in their eyes. It’s right here. I’ve got dead mothers. I’ve got severed limbs, but it’s nothing new. And it might be enough