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The Breakfast Club (Vernon)
VERNON: That”s the last time, Bender. That”s the last time you ever make me look bad in front of those kids, do you hear me? I make $31,000 dollars a year and I have a home and I”m not about to throw it away on some punk like you… But
Geico Dancing Caveman Commerical (Dancing Geico Caveman)
Baltimore is a great place to pick up dance moves, I find. Lotta heel work. … Jazz hands, anything with jazz hands. … I do the hustle just like you. Geico probably thinks this is easy too.
Lord of War (Yuri Orlov)
Of all the weapons in the vast soviet arsenal, nothing was more profitable than Avtomat Kalashnikova model of 1947. More commonly known as the AK-47, or Kalashnikov. It’s the world’s most popular assault rifle. A weapon all fighters love. An elegantly simple 9 pound amalgamation of forged steel and plywood.
We Are Marshall (Jack Lengyel)
For those of you who may not know, this is the final resting place for six members of the 1970 Thundering Herd. The plane crash that took their lives was so severe, so, so absolute, that their bodies were unable to be identified. So they were buried here, together. Six
Seed of chucky (Glen Ray)
I don’t know much about myself, I know im an orphan, I know I’m a freak, and of course i know that im Japanese. But why do i have such terrible nightmares, filled with hate and blood and guts? I’m not like that at all, I wouldn’t even hurt a