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Rocky III (Apollo Creed)
Think about the fight! Think about the fight! Clubber Lang’s in here, he’s tryin’ to hurt you Rock! He’s tryin’ to hurt you! Okay, here it comes. Jab. He’s jabbin’. He’s jabbin’. He’s tryin’ to hurt you! You gotta fight him! You gotta move! … He’s hookin’, he’s hookin’, he’s
The Breakfast Club (John Bender)
I’ll bet he bought those for you. I bet those were a Christmas gift. You know what I got for Christmas? Oh, it was a banner fucking year at the old Bender family. I got a carton of cigarettes. The old man grabbed me and said, “Hey, smoke up Johnny.”
About Schmidt (Roberta Hertzel)
You already know how famously they get along as friends, but did you know that their sex life is positively white hot? The main reason both of my marriages failed was sexual. I’m an extremely sexual person, I can’t help it, it just how I’m wired, you know, even when
M*A*S*H (Capt. Trapper John McIntyre)
Look, mother, I want to go to work in one hour. We are the Pros from Dover and we figure to crack this kid’s chest and get out to the golf course before it gets dark. So you go find the gas-passer and you have him pre-medicate this patient. Then
Serendipity (Sara Thomas)
I’ve always believed in fate. I’ve always believed that life is more than a series of meaningless accidents or coincidences. But rather, a tapestry of events that culminate into an exquisite plan. I mean, I just spent the entire flight staring into the sky thinking. Not about my fiancé, but
Pulp Fiction (Vincent Vega)
I ain’t saying it’s right. But you’re saying a foot massage don’t mean nothing, and I’m saying it does. Now look, I’ve given a million ladies a million foot massages, and they all meant something. We act like they don’t, but they do, and that’s what’s so fucking cool about