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Hustle & Flow (DJay)
See… man ain’t like a dog. And when I say “man,” I’m talking about man as in mankind, not man as in men. Because men, well, we a lot like a dog. You know, we like to piss on things. Sniff a bitch when we can. Even get a little
In the Line of Fire (Mitch “Booth” Leary)
November 1963. Kennedy’s last days. The arrival in Texas. Must have been exciting for you, Frank. Dallas, that morning at Love Field. You all looked so radiant. JFK, Jackie, and you. You looked so young and able, Frank. What did happen to you that day? Only one agent reacted to
Nowhere Boy (Mimi)
MIMI: Julia has always needed company. Do you understand what I mean by company? She found it with a young soldier whilst your father was away. You have another sister, Victoria. The Salvation Army took her. Then after that, she, your… mother… decides to shack up with her fancy-man, Bobby.
How the Grinch Stole Christmas (The Grinch)
The nerve of those Whos. Inviting me down there – on such short notice! Even if I wanted to go my schedule wouldn’t allow it. 4:00, wallow in self pity; 4:30, stare into the abyss; 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one; 5:30, jazzercize; 6:30, dinner with me – I
Kids (Telly)
When you’re young, not much matters. When you find something that you care about, then that’s all you got. When you go to sleep at night, you dream of pussy. When you wake up, it’s the same thing. It’s there in your face. You can’t escape it. Sometimes when you’re
About Schmidt (Roberta Hertzel)
You already know how famously they get along as friends, but did you know that their sex life is positively white hot? The main reason both of my marriages failed was sexual. I’m an extremely sexual person, I can’t help it, it just how I’m wired, you know, even when