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Gone with the Wind (Rhett Butler)
I’m not asking you to forgive me. I’ll never understand or forgive myself. And if a bullet gets me, so help me, I’ll laugh at myself for being an idiot. There’s one thing I do know… and that is that I love you, Scarlett. In spite of you and me
2001: A Space Odyssey (David Bowman)
Open the pod bay doors please HAL. Open the pod bay doors please HAL. Hello HAL do you read me? Hello HAL do you read me? Do you read me HAL? … What’s the problem?
Junebug (Ashley Johnsten)
I hate hospitals but it wasn’t really all that scary. All the needles and stuff. It wasn’t that bad. I’ll tell you what the scariest thing is to me; the scariest thing to me is Johnny. It is. He didn’t say nothin’. Not one word. At least I don’t know
Glory (Trip)
I ain’t much about no prayin’, now. I ain’t never had no family, and… killed off my mama. … Feel funny … Well, I just… Um, y’all’s the onliest family I got. And uh, I love the 54th. Ain’t much a matter what happens tomorrow, ’cause we men, ain’t we?
Heat (Lt. Vincent Hanna)
My life’s a disaster zone. I got a stepdaughter so fucked up because her real father’s this large-type asshole. I got a wife, we’re passing each other on the down-slope of a marriage, my third, because I spend all my time chasing guys like you around the block. That’s my
How to Train Your Dragon (Hiccup ??????????)
This is Berk. It’s twelve days north of Hopeless and a few degrees south of Freezing to Death. It’s located solidly on the Meridian of Misery. My village. In a word? Sturdy. And it’s been here for seven generations, but every single building is new. We have fishing, hunting, and