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Titanic (Jack Dawson)
Well, yes, ma’am, I do… I mean, I got everything I need right here with me. I got air in my lungs, a few blank sheets of paper. I mean, I love waking up in the morning not knowing what’s gonna happen or, who I’m gonna meet, where I’m gonna
The Other Guys (Detective Allen Gamble)
OK, first off: a lion? Swimming in the ocean? Lions don’t like water. If you placed it near a river or some sort of fresh water source, that make sense. But you find yourself in the ocean, 20 foot wave, I’m assuming off the coast of South Africa, coming up
Half Baked (Thurgood Jenkins)
Hey, what’s up everybody? I’m Thurgood Jenkins. You know, it’s funny but I can trace every path in my life to one childhood memory. My last clear memory really. You see, it was the summer before my ninth grade year. It was me, Kenny, Brian, Scarface and of course, lovable
Cant Hardly Wait” (Girl Whose Party It Is)
GIRL WHOSE PARTY IT IS: My problem?! My PROBLEM??!! You people come in here, let my dog out, get drunk, run all over the fancy room, blast music, spill punch, break stuff, smear poop on the carpet – draw nipples on my mother, throw up in my pool, sniff drugs
No Country For Old Men (Ed Tom Bell)
Had dreams… Two of ’em. Both had my father in ’em. It’s peculiar. I’m older now then he ever was by twenty years. So, in a sense, he’s the younger man. Anyway, the first one I don’t remember too well but, it was about meetin’ him in town somewheres and
All About Eve (Addison DeWitt)
We know her humility, her devotion, her loyalty to her art, her love, her deep and abiding love for us, for what we are and what we do, the theater. She has had one wish, one prayer, one dream – to belong to us. Tonight, her dream has come true.