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Fargo (Marge Olmstead Gunderson)
So that was Mrs. Lundegaard on the floor in there. And I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper. And those three people in Brainerd. And for what? For a little bit of money. There’s more to life than a little money, you know. Don’t you know that?
Glengarry Glen Ross (Richard Roma)
All train compartments smell vaguely of shit. It gets so you don’t mind it. That’s the worst thing that I can confess. You know how long it took me to get there? A long time. When you die you’re going to regret the things you don’t do. You think you’re
The Two Jakes (Jake Gittes)
Time changes things like the fruit stand that turns into a filling station. But the footprints and signs from the past are everywhere. They’ve been fighting over this land since the first Spanish missionaries showed the Indians the benefits of religion, horses, and a few years of forced labor. The
Hunger (Bobby Sands)
I went there when I was twelve. Big cross-country race for the boys, and we were all in the back of a minibus headed towards Derry one morning. And this is big time. I mean, this is like International Athletics for us, because we’re racing against boys in the South,
Cant Hardly Wait” (Girl Whose Party It Is)
GIRL WHOSE PARTY IT IS: My problem?! My PROBLEM??!! You people come in here, let my dog out, get drunk, run all over the fancy room, blast music, spill punch, break stuff, smear poop on the carpet – draw nipples on my mother, throw up in my pool, sniff drugs