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Pitch Perfect (Tommy)
TOMMY: I”ve been picked on, wedgied, ridiculed, upper-decked, and cyberbullied by elected officials. I am also currently failing out of this university. And though I too cannot sing a drop, there is nowhere I”d rather be than in the welcome embrace of Barden a cappella. But if you think this
Ben-Hur (Messala)
Triumph complete, Judah. The race won. The enemy destroyed. … What do you think you see? The smashed body of a wretched animal. There’s enough of a man still left here for you to hate. Let me help you. … You think they’re dead? Your mother and sister? Dead? And
Easy A (Olive Penderghast)
I just thought of the funniest thing. My name is an anagram for “I love”.
Patton (George S. Patton)
Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country.
The Breakfast Club (Vernon)
VERNON: That”s the last time, Bender. That”s the last time you ever make me look bad in front of those kids, do you hear me? I make $31,000 dollars a year and I have a home and I”m not about to throw it away on some punk like you… But
A Streetcar Named Desire (Blanche DuBois)
May I speak plainly?… If you’ll forgive me, he’s common… He’s like an animal. He has an animal’s habits. There’s even something subhuman about him. Thousands of years have passed him right by, and there he is. Stanley Kowalski, survivor of the Stone Age, bearing the raw meat home from