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Mean Girls (Gretchen)
GRETCHEN: I mean, if you even knew how mean she really is. You know I”m not allowed to wear hoop earrings, right? She told me two years ago that hoop earrings were “her thing” and I wasn”t allowed to wear them anymore. And then my parents got me a pair
The Parent Trap (Elizabeth)
ELIZABETH: I can handle seeing Nick Parker after all these years. People see their ex”s all the time, don”t they? Not to worry. I”ll take care of everything. Not-to-worry.I”m sorry, I can”t handle this. I haven”t seen or heard from Nick Parker in over eleven years and suddenly I”m flying
The Royal Tenenbaums (Margot Tenenbaum)
I think we’re just gonna have to be secretly in love with each other and leave it at that, Richie.
The Notebook (Allie)
ALLIE: I prayed for you to die. During the war. I really did, Noah. Well, not die. I would”ve felt terrible if you”d died. I just wanted you to kind of not be alive anymore. I couldn”t bear the thought of us never being together again, of your being with
The Producers (Max Bialystock)
How humiliating. Max Bialystock. Max Bialystock. You know who I used to be? Max Bialystock! King of Broadway! Six shows running at once! Lunch at Delmonico’s. $200 suits. You see this? This once held a pearl as big as your eye! Look at me now. Look at me now!! I’m
Dirty Harry (Dirty Harry Callahan)
You gotta ask yourself one question, ‘Do I feel lucky?’ Well, do ya punk?