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Point Break (Angelo Pappas)
Huaahahahaha! This Calvin and Hobbes is funny! … You want some oranges? … No. No. We got lots. We got lots. No thanks. Good luck. … God. … Huhuhahahaha! For his turkey cemetery! Ho! … It’s time for lunch. … Right around that corner, there is a sandwich shop. They
The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (Narrator)
It is important to note that suddenly, and against all probability, a sperm whale had been called into existence, several miles above the surface of an alien planet. But since this is not a naturally tenable position for a whale, this innocent creature had very little time to come to
The Fault in Our Stars (Isaac)
ISAAC: “Augustus Waters was a cocky son of a b -. But we forgive him. We forgive him… not because he had a heart as good as his real one sucked, or because of his superhuman handsomeness… Or because he got 18 years when he should have gotten more.” I”m
For Whom the Bell Tolls (Pilar)
Look I am ugly. Yet one can have a feeling here that blinds a man while he loves you. He thinks you are beautiful and one day for no reason at all he sees you ugly as you really are. And he is not blind anymore. Then you see yourself
Good Will Hunting (Will Hunting)
Do you like apples? … Well I got her number! How do you like them apples?