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Gremlins (Kate Beringer)
The worst thing that ever happened to me was on Christmas. Oh, God. It was so horrible. It was Christmas Eve. I was 9 years old. Me and Mom were decorating the tree, waiting for Dad to come home from work. A couple of hours went by. Dad wasn’t home.
Memento (Natalie)
I can say whatever the fuck I want and you can’t do anything about it. I’m going to enjoy using you. Oh, what’s wrong, freak? Can’t find your pen, freak? Oh, that’s too bad, because maybe then you could write yourself a little note saying how much Natalie hates your
Million Dollar Baby (Maggie Fitzgerald)
I can’t be like this, Frankie. Not after what I’ve done. I’ve seen the world. People chanted my name. Well, not my name, some damn name you gave me. They were chanting for me. I was in magazines. You think I ever dreamed that’d happen? I was born at two
Miami Heat Intro (LeBron James)
So it’s Wade’s House! LeBron’s Kingdom! And Bosh’s Pit Baby! … One! Two! Threeee!!!! … Yes. We. Did. Yes. We. Did. …. Dun dun dun dun …. Dun dun dun dun…. Dun dun dun dun … Number 6, LeBroooooooooooooooooooooooon Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaames! … Number 1, Chrrrrrrrrissssss Bossssssssssssssssssh. Aaaand number 3, Dwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayne Wwwaaaaaaaaaaade!
Born on the Fourth of July (Ron Kovic)
Sometimes I wish, I wish I’d … The first time I got hit, I was shot in the foot. I could have laid down, I mean, who gives a fuck now if I was a hero or not? I was paralyzed, castrated that day. Why? It was all so stupid!
Dr. Strangelove (President Merkin Muffley)
Hello? … Ah … I can’t hear too well. Do you suppose you could turn the music down just a little? … Oh-ho, that’s much better. … yeah … huh … yes … Fine, I can hear you now, Dmitri. … Clear and plain and coming through fine….I’m coming through