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Dracula (Van Helsing)
Gentlemen, we are dealing with the undead…Yes, Nosferatu, the undead, the vampire. The vampire attacks the throat. It leaves two little wounds, white with red centers. Dr. Seward, your patient Renfield whose blood I have just analyzed, is obsessed with the idea that he must devour living things in order
Memento (Natalie)
I can say whatever the fuck I want and you can’t do anything about it. I’m going to enjoy using you. Oh, what’s wrong, freak? Can’t find your pen, freak? Oh, that’s too bad, because maybe then you could write yourself a little note saying how much Natalie hates your
Harold and Maude (Uncle Victor Ball)
Well, what do you say, Harold? Ah, it’s a great life. There’s action, adventure, advising, and you’ll get a chance to see the war first-hand. And there are plenty of slant-eyed girls. I’ll make a man out of you, Harold. You’ll travel the world, put on a uniform, and take
All That Jazz (O’Connor Flood)
Folks! What can I tell you about my next guest? This cat allowed himself to be adored, but not loved. And his success in show business was matched by failure in his personal relationship bag, now – that’s where he really bombed. And he came to believe that work, show
Lawrence of Arabia (T.E. Lawrence)
The best of them won’t come for money, they’ll come for me.
Network (Howard)
HOWARD: (serene, sits behind his desk) What”s happening to me, Max, isn”t mensurate in psychiatric terms. This is not a psychotic episode. It is a cleansing moment of clarity. (stands, an imbued man) I am imbued, Max. I am imbued with some special spirit. It”s not a religious feeling at