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Down with Love (Barbara Novak)
I’m not gonna storm out of here, Catch. And I’m not gonna admit that you got Barbara Novak to fall in love, because I’m not Barbara Novak. There is no Barbara Novak….And I didn’t fall in love with Zip Martin. I fell in love with Catcher Block. And that was
Raising Arizona (Herbert “H.I.” McDunnough)
That night I had a dream. I dreamt I was as light as the ether, a floating spirit visiting things to come. The shades and shadows of the people in my life rassled their way their way into my slumber. I dreamed that Gale and Evelle had decided to return
The Hustler (“Fast” Eddie Felson)
We really stuck the knife in her, didn’t we, Bert? Boy, we really gave it to her good. Then we twisted it, didn’t we, Bert? Of course, maybe that doesn’t stick in your throat, ’cause you spit it out just the way you spit out everything else. But it sticks
Dangerous Minds (LouAnne Johnson)
The mind is like a muscle and if you want it to be really powerful, you got to work it out. Each new fact gives you another choice. Each new idea builds another muscle and it’s those muscles that are going to make you really strong. Those are your weapons
A Midsummer Night’s Dream (Titania)
These are the forgeries of jealousy: And never, since the middle summer’s spring, Met we on hill, in dale, forest or mead, By paved fountain or by rushy brook, Or in the beached margent of the sea, To dance our ringlets to the whistling wind, But with thy brawls thou
The Sopranos (Tony Soprano)
Let me tell ya something. Nowadays, everybody’s gotta go to shrinks, and counselors, and go on “Sally Jessy Raphael” and talk about their problems. Whatever happened to Gary Cooper? The strong, silent type. That was an American. He wasn’t in touch with his feelings. He just did what he had