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Trainspotting (Rent Boy Renton)
Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage.
Office Space (Peter Gibbons)
When I make a mistake, I have eight different people coming by to tell me about it. That’s my only real motivation is not to be hassled, that and the fear of losing my job. But you know Bob, that will only make someone work just hard enough not to
Dreamgirls (Effie White)
And I am telling you I’m not going. You’re the best man I’ll ever know. There’s no way I can ever go. No, no, no, no way… No, no, no, no way I’m living without you. I’m not living without you. I don’t want to be free. I’m staying, I’m
Elf (Buddy Hobbs)
First we’ll make snow angels for a two hours, then we’ll go ice skating, then we’ll eat a whole roll of Tollhouse Cookiedough as fast as we can, and then we’ll snuggle.
2001: A Space Odyssey (David Bowman)
Open the pod bay doors please HAL. Open the pod bay doors please HAL. Hello HAL do you read me? Hello HAL do you read me? Do you read me HAL? … What’s the problem?
Lady Windermere’s Fan (The Duchess of Berwick)
Ah, what indeed, dear? That is the point. He goes to see her continually and stops for hours at a time. And while he is there, she is not at home to anyone. Not that many ladies call on her, dear, but she has a great many disreputable men friends,