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Silver Linings Playbook (Pat Defends His Relationship)
PAT: It”s not at all like me and Nikki. What are you talking about? We”re in love and we”re married. It”s completely different. We have a very unconventional chemistry, it makes people feel awkward, but not me. She”s the most beautiful woman I”ve ever been with. It”s electric between us,
Nixon (Richard Nixon)
I believe Governor Brown has a heart, even though he believes I do not. I believe he’s a good American, even though he feels I am not. I’m proud of the fact that I defended my opponent’s patriotism. You gentlemen didn’t report it, but I’m proud that I did that.
Easy A (Olive)
OLIVE: Excuse me? No offense, Brando, but maybe you could learn something from me. I”m just suggesting that maybe these kids we call peers have got the right idea. Maybe Bridget Schumacher isn”t as hippy-dippy as she pretends to be. Maybe that”s just the label she”s put on herself to
The Fisher King (Anne)
Oh! You gotta believe in God! But I don’t believe God created Man in His image. ‘Cause most the shit that happens is because of men. Men were made in the devil’s image. And women were created outta God. ‘Cause, after all, women can have babies-which is kinda like creating.
The Outlaw Josey Wales (Josey Wales)
I came here to die with you. Or live with you. Dying ain’t so hard for men like you and me, it’s living that’s hard; when all you ever cared about has been butchered or raped. Governments don’t live together, people live together. With governments you don’t always get a
The Last Starfighter (Grig)
Death is a primitive concept. I prefer to think of them as battling evil, in another dimension.