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Heat (Neil McCauley)
A guy told me one time, “Don’t let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner.” Now, if you’re on me and you gotta move when I move, how do you expect to
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan (Borat Sagdiyev)
Sometime my sister, she show her vazhïn to my brother Bilo and say “You will never get this! You will never get this! La la la la la.” He behind his cage. He cries, he cries and everybody laughs. She goes “You never get this.” But one time he break
Gigli (Ricki)
Their form. Neck. Shoulders. Legs. Hips. I think pretty cool. Now, as far as your famous penis goes, the penis is like some sort of bizarre sea slug or like a really long toe. I mean, it’s handy. Important even. But the pinnacle of sexual design? The top of the
The Godfather (Bonasera)
I believe in America. America has made my fortune. And I raised my daughter in the American fashion. I gave her freedom but I taught her never to dishonor her family. She found a “boy friend,” not an Italian. She went to the movies with him. She stayed out late.
Altered States (Dr. Eddie Jessup)
What dignifies the Yogic practices is that the belief system itself is not truly religious. There is no Buddhist god per se. It is the self, the individual mind, that contains immortality and ultimate truth. At least I know where the self is. It’s in our own minds. It’s a