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Network (Howard)
HOWARD: I don”t have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad. It”s a depression. Everybody”s out of work or scared of losing their job, the dollar buys a nickel”s worth, banks are going bust, shopkeepers keep a gun under the counter, punks are running wild in
Kindergarten Cop (Detective John Kimble)
Oh, I have a headache. … It’s not a tumor! It’s not a toomah! At all.”
A Boy Named Charlie Brown (Linus Van Pelt)
Well, I can understand how you feel. You worked hard, studying for the spelling bee, and I suppose you feel you let everyone down, and you made a fool of yourself and everything. But did you notice something, Charlie Brown?… The world didn’t come to an end.
Raising Arizona (Herbert “H.I.” McDunnough)
There’s what’s right and there’s what’s right and never the twain shall meet.
The Laramie Project (Dennis Shepard)
My son, Matthew did not look like a winner. He was rather uncoordinated and wore braces from the age of 13 until the day he died. However, in his all-too-brief life, he proved that he was a winner. On October 6th, 1998, my son tried to show the world that
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (O-Ren Ishii)
As your leader, I encourage you to from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you’re unconvinced a particular plan of action I’ve decided is the wisest, tell me so. But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and