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Boys on the Side (Robin Nickerson)
I don’t know what it is but there’s something that goes on between women. You men know that because it’s the same for you. I’m not saying one sex is better then the other. I’m just saying, like speaks to like. Love or whatever doesn’t always keep. So you found
Clueless (Cher Horowitz)
So, OK, like right now, for example, the Haitians need to come to America. But some people are all, “What about the strain on our resources?” But it’s like, when I had this garden party for my father’s birthday right? I said R.S.V.P. because it was a sit-down dinner. But
Alice in Wonderland (The Red Queen)
I need a pig here! … I love a warm pig belly for my aching feet.
The Cherry Orchard (Madame Ranevsky)
Why doesn’t Leoníd come? Oh, if only I knew whether the property’s sold or not! It seems such an impossible disaster, that I don’t know what to think. . . . I’m bewildered . . . I shall burst out screaming, I shall do something idiotic. Save me, Peter; say
Easy A (Mr. Griffith)
MR. GRIFFITH: I”m hearing things, Olive. You know what I”m talking about. Since everyone puts everything up on Facebook for the world to see. What”s with this need your generation has to document every single thought that ever enters your head? They”re not all gems, you know. “Roman is having
Hamlet (Hamlet)
How all occasions do inform against me And spur my dull revenge! What is a man, If his chief good and market of his time Be but to sleep and feed? A beast, no more. Sure he that made us with such large discourse, Looking before and after, gave us