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Marty (Marty Piletti)
Well, I don’t know either. I think I’m a very nice guy. I also think I’m a pretty smart guy in my own way. You know how I figure. Two people get married and are gonna live together forty or fifty years, so it’s gotta be more than whether they’re
Easy A (Mr. Griffith)
MR. GRIFFITH: I”m hearing things, Olive. You know what I”m talking about. Since everyone puts everything up on Facebook for the world to see. What”s with this need your generation has to document every single thought that ever enters your head? They”re not all gems, you know. “Roman is having
National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation (Clark W. Griswold)
I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed,
Silver Linings Playbook (Jake)
JAKE: So, listen, I”m sorry that I didn”t come see you down at the hospital. You know how those places creep me out, and the firm”s been expanding. I”ve been helping Pop with the restaurant “cause he needs to have a legitimate business. He needs a tax return. With all
The Seven Year Itch (The Girl)
I think it’s just elegant to have an imagination. I just have no imagination at all. I have lots of other things, but I have no imagination. … Your imagination! You think every girl’s a dope. You think a girl goes to a party and there’s some guy in a
Glee (Ken Tanaka)
I don’t know a lot about relationships. Most of mine are short and flame out once the sex goes, but I do know you never want to be the rebounder. I’m a good man, Emma. I’ll treat you right. I’ll put up with all your crazy. They can’t fire me