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The King’s Speech (King George VI)
If I’m King, where’s my power? Can I form a government? Can I levy a tax, declare a war? No! And yet I am the seat of all authority. Why? Because the nation believes that when I speak, I speak for them. But I can’t speak. … In the past
25th Hour (Monty Brogan)
Fuck me? Fuck you! Fuck you and this whole city and everyone in it. Fuck the panhandlers, grubbing for money, and smiling at me behind my back. Fuck squeegee men dirtying up the clean windshield of my car. Get a fucking job! Fuck the Sikhs and the Pakistanis bombing down
Jerry Maguire (Jerry Maguire)
Hello? Hello. I’m looking for my wife. … Wait. Okay, okay. Okay. If this is where it has to happen, then this is where it has to happen. I’m not letting you get rid of me. How about that? This used to be my specialty. You know, I was good
M*A*S*H (Capt. Trapper John McIntyre)
Look, mother, I want to go to work in one hour. We are the Pros from Dover and we figure to crack this kid’s chest and get out to the golf course before it gets dark. So you go find the gas-passer and you have him pre-medicate this patient. Then
Miami Heat Intro (LeBron James)
So it’s Wade’s House! LeBron’s Kingdom! And Bosh’s Pit Baby! … One! Two! Threeee!!!! … Yes. We. Did. Yes. We. Did. …. Dun dun dun dun …. Dun dun dun dun…. Dun dun dun dun … Number 6, LeBroooooooooooooooooooooooon Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaames! … Number 1, Chrrrrrrrrissssss Bossssssssssssssssssh. Aaaand number 3, Dwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayne Wwwaaaaaaaaaaade!
The Fault in Our Stars (Gus)
GUS: Hazel Grace, like so many before you – and I say this with great affection – you spent your Wish… moronically. Hush! I”m in the midst of a grand soliloquy here. You were young. Impressionable. The Grim Reaper staring you in the face. And the fear of dying with