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500 Days of Summer (Tom)
TOM: You know what… I say to hell with it! Let”s level with America. Or at least make them speak for themselves! I mean, seriously, what”s this… (picks a card off the table) “Congratulations on your new baby.” Eh … How bout … “Congratulations on your new baby… Guess that”s
The Dark Knight (Bruce Wayne)
[Thank you.] You don’t have to thank me. [Yes I do. The Joker won. Harvey’s prosecution, everything he fought for, undone. Whatever chance you gave us at fixing the city dies with Harvey’s reputation. We bet it all on him. The Joker took the best of us and tore him
Shakespeare in Love (Valentine)
What light is light, if Silvia be not seen? What joy is joy, if Silvia be not by? Unless it be to think that she is by and feed upon the shadow of perfection. …except I be by Silvia in the night, There is no music in the nightingale. Unless
Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior (Narrator)
My life fades, my vision dims. All that remains are memories. I remember a time of chaos, ruined dreams, this wasted land. Most of all, I remember the man we called Max, the road warrior. To understand who he was we have to go back to the other time. When
Cant Hardly Wait” (Preston)
PRESTON: So, it turns out Amanda and I weren”t meant to be. Which, you know, sucks – but at least… well at least I finally know. And now it”s over. And who knows? Maybe nothing happens for a reason. Maybe that”s all bullshit. So now I can just go off