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Mallrats (Brodie Bruce)
One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at the local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarassing for my relatives and all. But the next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results,
Dark Victory (Judith Traherne)
Don’t, Ann. I’m happy, really I am. Now let me see, is there anything else? Oh yes, one more thing. When Michael runs Challenger in the National, oh, and he’ll win – I’m sure he’ll win – have a party and invite all our friends. Now let me see, silly
Glee (Sue Sylvester)
I wanna pit these kids against one another, am I clear? … Ah, a chink in the armor, huh? I am going to create an environment that it so toxic, no one will want to be a part of that club. Like the time I sold my house to a
Cat on a Hot Tin Roof (Brick Pollitt)
I’m ashamed, Big Daddy. That’s why I’m a drunk. When I’m drunk, I can stand myself.
The Diary of a Teenage Girl (Charlotte)
CHARLOTTE: I don”t know what your problem is, Minnie. I would think you would be more into boys. Even Gretel has a boyfriend. I mean he”s just that little short Italian boy from her class but still. Don”t you like anybody? You can tell me. (There is a long pause.)