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Moby Dick (Father Mapple)
Jonah did the Almighty’s bidding. And what was that, Shipmates? To preach the truth in the face of falsehood. Now Shipmates, woe to him who seeks to pour oil on the troubled waters when God has brewed them into a gale. Yea, woe to him who, as the Pilot Paul
Dos Equis (The Most Interesting Man in the World)
I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis. … Stay thirsty, my friends.”
Face/Off (Castor Troy)
I never really enjoyed the Messiah. In fact I think it’s fucking boring. But your voice makes even a hack like Handel seem like a genius. Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Ohhaaahhh!
Thelma & Louise (Louise Elizabeth Sawyer)
You say you’re sorry or I’m gonna make you fuckin’ sorry.
Erin Brockovich (Erin Brockovich)
Oh, see, now that pisses me off. First of all since the demur, we now have more than four hundred plaintiffs and let’s be honest, we all know there’s more out there. Now, they may not be the most sophisticated people, but they do know how to divide, and twenty
Easy Rider (George Hanson)
Oh, yeah, that’s right. That’s what’s it’s all about, all right. But talkin’ about it and bein’ it, that’s two different things. I mean, it’s real hard to be free when you are bought and sold in the marketplace. Of course, don’t ever tell anybody that they’re not free, ’cause