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School of Rock (Dewey)
DEWEY: I”m not Melvin Schneebly. I”m not even a teacher. Sorry, Roz. (Dewey gives a stunned Mrs. Mullins an apologetic smile. Confusion erupts in the crowd.) My name”s Dewey Finn. I came here “cause I needed a back-up band. I used to go here, though. I was kicked out when
Plan 9 From Outer Space (Criswell)
Greetings, my friends! We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember my friends; future events such as these will affect you in the future. You are interested in the unknown, the mysterious, the
Twelfth Night: Or What You Will (Olivia)
O, what a deal of scorn looks beautiful In the contempt and anger of his lip! A murderous guilt shows not itself more soon Than love that would seem hid: love’s night is noon. Cesario, by the roses of the spring, By maidhood, honour, truth and every thing, I love
A League of Their Own (Jimmy Dugan)
Are you crying? Are you crying? ARE YOU CRYING? There’s no crying. There’s no crying in baseball. … Oh you zip it Doris. Rogers Hornsby was my manager and he called me a talking pile of pig shit and that was when my parents drove all the way down from
A Cinderella Story (Samantha Montgomery)
No, you listen. You turned out to be exactly who I thought you were. I never pretended to be somebody else. It’s been me all along. And it was me who was hurt in front of everybody. Look, I didn’t come here to yell at you, okay? I came to