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The Silence of the Lambs (Hannibal Lecter)
You know what you look like to me with your good bag and your cheap shoes? You look like a rube. A well scrubbed, hustling rube with a little taste. Good nutrition has given you some length of bone, but you’re not more than one generation from poor white trash,
Office Space (Peter Gibbons)
When I make a mistake, I have eight different people coming by to tell me about it. That’s my only real motivation is not to be hassled, that and the fear of losing my job. But you know Bob, that will only make someone work just hard enough not to
The Apartment (C.C. “Bud” Baxter)
On November 1st, 1959, the population of New York City was 8,042,783. If you laid all these people end to end, figuring an average height of five feet six and a half inches, they would reach from Times Square to the outskirts of Karachi, Pakistan. I know facts like this
The Notebook (Allie)
ALLIE: I love to paint. Most of the time I have all these thoughts bouncing around my brain and no place to put them. But when I paint, I”m relaxed. I”m probably not even very good. But with a brush in my hand, I feel like myself, you know? Anyway,
Brokeback Mountain (Jack Twist)
Tell you what, we coulda had a good life together! Fuckin’ real good life! Had us a place of our own. But you didn’t want it, Ennis! So what we got now is Brokeback Mountain! Everything’s built on that! That’s all we got, boy, fuckin’ all. So I hope you
All the Real Girls (Paul)
Do you wanna know a secret that I didn’t tell anybody ever? Well when I was walkin’ the dog I had before Duane. I had this dog named Mr. T because when he was a puppy … his hair was stickin’ up like in a Mohawk. And you know how