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Meet Joe Black (William Parrish)
Love is passion, obsession, someone you can’t live without. I say, fall head over heels. Find someone you can love like crazy and who will love you the same way back. How do you find him? Well, you forget your head, and you listen to your heart. And I’m not
The Godfather Part II (Kay Adams-Corleone)
Oh Michael. Michael, you are blind. It wasn’t a miscarriage, it was an abortion. An abortion, Michael. Just like our marriage is an abortion, something that’s unholy and evil. I didn’t want your son, Michael. I wouldn’t bring another one of your sons in this world. It was an abortion,
The Big Lebowski (Jesus Quintana)
Let me tell you something pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash your piece out on the lanes, I’ll take it away from you and stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger till it goes click. … You said it man. Nobody
Raising Arizona (Herbert “H.I.” McDunnough)
There’s what’s right and there’s what’s right and never the twain shall meet.
Half Baked (Thurgood Jenkins)
Hey, what’s up everybody? I’m Thurgood Jenkins. You know, it’s funny but I can trace every path in my life to one childhood memory. My last clear memory really. You see, it was the summer before my ninth grade year. It was me, Kenny, Brian, Scarface and of course, lovable
Malcolm X (Malcolm X)
If the so-called Negro in America was truly an American citizen, we wouldn’t have a racial problem. If the Emancipation Proclamation was authentic, we wouldn’t have a racial problem. If the thirteenth, fourteenth and fifteenth amendments to the Constitution were authentic, we wouldn’t have a racial problem. If the Supreme