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2001: A Space Odyssey (David Bowman)
Open the pod bay doors please HAL. Open the pod bay doors please HAL. Hello HAL do you read me? Hello HAL do you read me? Do you read me HAL? … What’s the problem?
The Producers (Max Bialystock)
How humiliating. Max Bialystock. Max Bialystock. You know who I used to be? Max Bialystock! King of Broadway! Six shows running at once! Lunch at Delmonico’s. $200 suits. You see this? This once held a pearl as big as your eye! Look at me now. Look at me now!! I’m
Camille (Armand Duval)
Don’t say such things, Marguerite, even if we can’t go to the country today. Think of how happy we were once and how happy we shall be again. Think of the day you found the four leaf clover, and all the good luck it’s going to bring us. Think of
Cinderella (Narrator)
Once upon a time in a faraway land there was a tiny kingdom, peaceful, prosperous, and rich in romance and tradition. Here in a stately chateau there lived a widowed gentleman and his little daughter, Cinderella. Although he was a kind and devoted father, and gave his beloved child every
Lady Windermere’s Fan (The Duchess of Berwick)
Ah, what indeed, dear? That is the point. He goes to see her continually and stops for hours at a time. And while he is there, she is not at home to anyone. Not that many ladies call on her, dear, but she has a great many disreputable men friends,
Les Misérables (Marius Pontmercy)
We can’t strike. Why not? Because it’s against the law to strike! The king has declared that everything is a crime. Writing is a crime. Two weeks ago, the police destroyed the Galaty, the worker’s newspaper. They smashed the press. They burned over two thousand newspapers but that didn’t satisfy