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Real Genius (Chris Knight)
Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in some sort of sun god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you? … Why am I the only person that has that dream?
The Godfather (Vito Corleone)
You can act like a man! … What’s the matter with you? Is this how you turned out? A Hollywood finocchio that cries like a woman? “What can I do? What can I do?” What is that nonsense? Ridiculous. You spend time with your family? … Good. ‘Cause a man
2010: The Year We Make Contact (Heywood Floyd)
My dear Christopher: This is the last time I’ll be able to speak to you for a long while. I’m trying to put into words what has happened. Maybe that’s for historians to do sometime later. They will record that the next day, the President of the United States looked
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (Captain Barbossa)
This is Aztec gold. One of 882 identical pieces they delivered in a stone chest to Cortés himself. Blood money paid to stem the slaughter he wreaked upon them with his armies. But the greed of Cortés was insatiable. So the heathen gods placed upon the gold a terrible curse.
Twelfth Night: Or What You Will (Olivia)
O, what a deal of scorn looks beautiful In the contempt and anger of his lip! A murderous guilt shows not itself more soon Than love that would seem hid: love’s night is noon. Cesario, by the roses of the spring, By maidhood, honour, truth and every thing, I love
Tango & Cash (Ray Tango)
I see ‘em but I can handle this myself. … Drop dead, I’ve been on this case for three months! All right I’m goin’ around … Thanks. Over.