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The Wizard of Oz (Dorothy Gale)
But it wasn’t a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you… and you were there. But you couldn’t have been could you? No. Aunt Em, this was a real truly live place and I remember some of it wasn’t very nice, but most of it was
Kill the Messenger (Weil)
WEIL: You haven”t seen the east coast papers yet. I was you once, Gary. I started down this road, though nowhere near as far as you are. They tried to kill me. I didn”t tell you that part. My brakes failed. Brand new car. Imagine that.Then they saw I wasn”t
Family Guy Infomercial (Tom Vu)
Hello, how come I rich and you not? How come you not sell real estate like I do? How come I sleep with your wife while you at work? And then I pee in your toilet and don’t flush? And sometimes I open the back part and I pee in
My Cousin Vinny (Mona Lisa Vito)
A sweet, innocent, harmless, leaf-eating, doe-eyed little deer. … Imagine you’re a deer. You’re prancing along, you get thirsty, you spot a little brook, you put your little deer lips down to the cool clear water… BAM! A fucking bullet rips off part of your head! Your brains are laying
Black Hawk Down (Sergeant First Class Norm “Hoot” Hooten)
There’s still men out there. … When I go home people’ll ask me, ‘Hey Hoot, why do you do it, man? Why, you some kinda war junkie?’ I won’t say a god-damn word. Why? They won’t understand. They won’t understand why we do it. They won’t understand that it’s about