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Easy A (Olive)
OLIVE: I can”t think of anything better than getting to select your dinner and have nice conversation while they boil it alive in the back. Do you believe this whole thing about lobster being an aphrodisiac? You know, medical science has not substantiated claims that any particular food increases sexual
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (Lord Voldemort)
The Boy-Who-Lived. How lies have fed your legend, Harry! Do you want to know what really happened thirteen years ago? Shall I divulge how I truly lost my powers? It was love. You see, when dear sweet Lily Potter gave her life for her only son, it provided him with
Up in the Air (Natalie Keener)
Sometimes it feels like, no matter how much success I have, it’s not gonna matter until I find the right guy. I could have made it work, he really fit the bill, you know. White collar, 6’1, college grad, loves dogs, likes funny movies, brown hair, kind eyes, works in
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (Brick Tamland)
I love … carpet. … I love desk. … I love lamp. … I love lamp! I love lamp …
The Big Lebowski (Jesus Quintana)
Let me tell you something pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash your piece out on the lanes, I’ll take it away from you and stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger till it goes click. … You said it man. Nobody
Clueless (Cher)
CHER: My birthday”s in April. As someone who”s older can I give you some advice? I mean, I don”t want to sound all judgmental and all, but it”s one thing to spark up a doobie and get laced at parties, it”s quite another to be fried at school all day.