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American Graffiti (John)
JOHN: That”s Freddy Benson”s Vette… he got his head on with some drunk. Never had a chance. Damn good driver, too. What a waste when somebody gets it and it ain”t even their fault. That Vette over there. Walt Hawkins, a real ding-a-ling. Wrapped it around a fig tree out
And Justice For All (Arthur Kirkland)
Your Honor, Mr. Foreman, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my name is Arthur Kirkland, and I am the defense counsel for the defendant, Judge Henry T. Fleming. Now, that man over there he’s the prosecuting attorney, and he couldn’t be happier today. He is a happy man today, because
A Little Princess: The Musical (Miss Minchin)
MISS MINCHIN: Would the Times print it if it weren”t true? Word has reached London of Captain Crewe”s treason against Her Majesty”s Government. Your father abandoned his trek to Timbuktu in order to lead a slave caravan to the coast. A feverish demise put a stop to his treachery. We
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End (Elizabeth Swann)
Then, what shall we die for? You will listen to me! Listen! The Brethren will still be looking here, to us, to the Black Pearl, to lead. And what will they see? Frightened bilge rats aboard a derelict ship? No. No, they will see free men and freedom! And what
Easy A (Principal Gibbons)
PRINCIPAL GIBBONS: I don”t know you. Why are we just now meeting? Using language like this should have warranted a visit to me years ago. This is foul. Someone with such an extensive vocabulary shouldn”t be stooping to such vituperations.Wipe that smile off your face. I don”t tolerate this kind
Any Given Sunday (Tony D’Amato)
I don’t know what to say, really. Three minutes to the biggest battle of our professional lives. All comes down to today, and either, we heal as a team, or we’re gonna crumble. Inch by inch, play by play. Until we’re finished. We’re in hell right now, gentlemen. Believe me.