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The Notebook (Lon)
LON: You know, I”ve been thinking a lot about why we shouldn”t get married. At first, I couldn”t think of any reasons. But then it dawned on me. The one dark secret that will absolutely be the wedge that keeps us apart. Your parents. Dear old Mom and Dad. You
A Little Princess (Sara Crewe)
With beautiful wings of silk, a crown of baby rose buds, & they all live together in a castle. You know what it’s made of, sunflowers hundreds of them, so bright they shine like gold. When the angles want to go some place they just whistle like this (whistles). A
Tango & Cash (Ray Tango)
I see ‘em but I can handle this myself. … Drop dead, I’ve been on this case for three months! All right I’m goin’ around … Thanks. Over.
Home Alone (Kevin McCallister)
I took a shower washing every body part with actual soap; including all my major crevices; including in between my toes and in my belly button which I never did before but sort of enjoyed. I washed my hair with adult formula shampoo and used cream rinse for that just-washed
Goodfellas (Tommy DeVito)
You mean, let me understand this … cuz I … maybe its me, maybe I’m a little fucked up maybe. I’m funny how? I mean funny, like I’m a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I’m here to fuckin’ amuse you? Whattya you mean funny? Funny how? How