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Point Break (Angelo Pappas)
Huaahahahaha! This Calvin and Hobbes is funny! … You want some oranges? … No. No. We got lots. We got lots. No thanks. Good luck. … God. … Huhuhahahaha! For his turkey cemetery! Ho! … It’s time for lunch. … Right around that corner, there is a sandwich shop. They
Almost Famous (Penny Lane)
I always tell the girls, never take it seriously, if ya never take it seriosuly, ya never get hurt, ya never get hurt, ya always have fun, and if you ever get lonely, just go to the record store and visit your friends.
Rush Hour (Detective James Carter)
Please tell me you speak English. I’m Detective Carter. Do you speaka any English? Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?
About Schmidt (Ray Nichols)
RAY NICHOLS: Hey, Warren, how do you feel about these young punks taking over our jobs? They shoved me out the door three years ago. Looks like some kind of conspiracy to me! (Everyone laughs affectionately. Ray stands) Now I”ve known Warren here probably longer than most of you have
Independence Day (President Thomas J. Whitmore)
Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. Mankind; that word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can’t be consumed by our petty
The Witches of Eastwick (Alexandra Medford)
Well, you know, I have to admit that I appreciate your directness, Darryl, and I will try to be as direct and honest with you as I possibly can be. I think-no, I am positive-that you are the most unattractive man I have ever met in my entire life. You