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Reds (John Reed)
All right, Miss Bryant, do you want an interview? Write this down. Are you naïve enough to think containing German militarism has anything to do with this war? Don’t you understand that England and France own the world economy and Germany just wants a piece of it? Keep writing, Miss
Enter the Dragon (Williams)
I don’t waste my time with it. When it comes I won’t even notice … I’ll be too busy lookin’ good. … BULLSHIT Mr. HAN-MAN! … Man, you come right out of a comic book. … Been practicing huh? … Uh. Ooooooooo ah.
About Schmidt (Ray Nichols)
RAY NICHOLS: Hey, Warren, how do you feel about these young punks taking over our jobs? They shoved me out the door three years ago. Looks like some kind of conspiracy to me! (Everyone laughs affectionately. Ray stands) Now I”ve known Warren here probably longer than most of you have
Geico Dancing Caveman Commerical (Dancing Geico Caveman)
Baltimore is a great place to pick up dance moves, I find. Lotta heel work. … Jazz hands, anything with jazz hands. … I do the hustle just like you. Geico probably thinks this is easy too.
Meet the Parents (Greg Focker)
O dear God, thank you. You are such a good God to us. A kind and gentle and accommodating God. And we thank You O sweet, sweet Lord of hosts for the smörgåsbord You have so aptly lain at our table this day, and each day… by day. Day by