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500 Days of Summer (Paul)
PAUL: You son of a bitch. The same girl you”d been obsessing over for weeks now? The same girl you said was way out of your league and you wouldn”t have a chance with. That girl? Did you bang her? Blow job? Hand job? Come on, level with me. As
Beautiful Creatures (Ethan Wate)
“No! I’m sick of listening to your family. I have been chased, spun, hypnotized, paralyzed, and damn near killed by your family. I have been going out of my mind for the past two weeks, then your mother shows up on my door step and damn near gives me a
The Godfather (Vito Corleone)
You can act like a man! … What’s the matter with you? Is this how you turned out? A Hollywood finocchio that cries like a woman? “What can I do? What can I do?” What is that nonsense? Ridiculous. You spend time with your family? … Good. ‘Cause a man
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (Captain Barbossa)
This is Aztec gold. One of 882 identical pieces they delivered in a stone chest to Cortés himself. Blood money paid to stem the slaughter he wreaked upon them with his armies. But the greed of Cortés was insatiable. So the heathen gods placed upon the gold a terrible curse.
Black Hawk Down (Sergeant First Class Norm “Hoot” Hooten)
There’s still men out there. … When I go home people’ll ask me, ‘Hey Hoot, why do you do it, man? Why, you some kinda war junkie?’ I won’t say a god-damn word. Why? They won’t understand. They won’t understand why we do it. They won’t understand that it’s about