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Easy A (Olive)
OLIVE: Is chivalry dead? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I want to ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. And I want Judd Nelson walking across the school parking lot thrusting his
Clueless (Cher Horowitz)
So, OK, like right now, for example, the Haitians need to come to America. But some people are all, “What about the strain on our resources?” But it’s like, when I had this garden party for my father’s birthday right? I said R.S.V.P. because it was a sit-down dinner. But
Adventureland (Eric)
ERIC: You still thinking about graduate school? Total mistake. What do you need another degree for? Did Henry Miller need a degree? Or Samuel Beckett? Yeah, shut up, my point is – you don”t come from money. Graduate school”s gonna require massive loans. Three more years of school, then, what,
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn part 1 (Bella Swan)
Childhood is not from birth to a certain age, but a certain age the child is grown, and puts away childish things. childhood is the kingdom where nobody dies
Up in the Air (Jim)
JIM: I don”t think I can do this. I was just laying there last night in bed and I couldn”t sleep. I was thinking about the wedding and the ceremony and all. Us buying a house and moving in together. Having a kid… Having another kid… (begins to snowball) …
