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Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (Cal Naughton Jr.)
I like to picture Jesus in a Tuxedo T-shirt, ’cause it says, like, ‘I wanna be formal, but I’m here to party, too.’ I like to party, so I like my Jesus to party…. I like to think of Jesus like, with giant eagles’ wings and singin’ lead vocals for
Cleopatra (Cleopatra)
I shall have to insist that you mind what you say. I am Isis. I am worshipped by millions who believe it. You are not to confuse what I am with the so-called divine origin which every Roman general seems to acquire together with his shield. It was, uh, Venus
Adaptation (Charlie Kaufman)
Do I have an original thought in my head, my bald head? Maybe if I were happier, my hair wouldn’t be falling out. Life is short. I need to make the most of it. Today is the first day of the rest of my life. I’m a walking cliché. I
Presumed Innocent (Rozat “Rusty” Sabich)
The murder of Carolyn Polhemus remains unsolved. It is a practical impossibility to try two people for the same crime. Even if it wasn’t, I couldn’t take his mother from my son. I am a prosecutor. I have spent my life in the assignment of blame. With all deliberation and
Walk the Line (Sam Phillips)
Bring… bring it home? All right, let’s bring it home. If you was hit by a truck and you was lying out there in that gutter dying, and you had time to sing one song. Huh? One song that people would remember before you’re dirt. One song that would let
Easy A (Olive)
OLIVE: I can”t think of anything better than getting to select your dinner and have nice conversation while they boil it alive in the back. Do you believe this whole thing about lobster being an aphrodisiac? You know, medical science has not substantiated claims that any particular food increases sexual