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500 Days of Summer (Summer)
SUMMER: You don”t believe a woman could enjoy being free and independent? No, I”m not a lesbian. I”m just not comfortable being somebody”s “girlfriend.” I don”t want to be anybody”s anything, you know? It sounds selfish, I know, but… I just like being on my own. Relationships are messy and
Three Kings (Archie Gates)
ARCHIE GATES: Shot him in the neck, didn”t you? Do you know anything about gunshot wounds? (They look at him.) What makes any gunshot wound bad, provided you survive the bullet, is something called sepsis. Say a bullet tears into you right now – It creates a cavity of dead
Silver Linings Playbook (Jake)
JAKE: So, listen, I”m sorry that I didn”t come see you down at the hospital. You know how those places creep me out, and the firm”s been expanding. I”ve been helping Pop with the restaurant “cause he needs to have a legitimate business. He needs a tax return. With all
Meet the Parents (Jack Byrnes)
I will be watching you and if I find that you are trying to corrupt my first born child, I will bring you down, baby. I will bring you down to Chinatown.
Easy A (Brandon)
BRANDON: Think about it. We can help each other out. You want to maintain this floozy facade, I don”t want to get my face pummeled in every day. It”s win-win-win-win. All it would take is one good imaginary bonk and you”d be saving the bone structure of my face. Think
Casino (Nicky Santoro)
I think that you’ve gotten the wrong impression about me. I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance, tomorrow morning, I’ll get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and walk in and see