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Inglourious Basterds (First Lieutenant Aldo Raine)
My name is Lt. Aldo Raine and I’m putting together a special team, and I need me eight soldiers. Eight Jewish-American soldiers. Now, y’all might’ve heard rumors about the armada happening soon. Well, we’ll be leaving a little earlier. We’re gonna be dropped into France, dressed as civilians. And once
Gladiator (Maximus Decimus Meridius)
Are you not entertained? Are you not entertained?! Is this not why you are here?!
Men in Black (Agent J)
You know what the difference is between you and me? I make this look good.
Rachel Getting Married (Kym)
When I was sixteen, I was babysitting my little brother. And I was, I had taken all these percocet. And I was unbelievably high and I, we had driven over to the park on Lakeshore. And he was in his red socks just running around in these piles of leaves.
Up in the Air (Natalie)
NATALIE: When I was sixteen, I thought by twenty three, I would be married, maybe have a kid… Corner office by day, entertaining at night. I was supposed to be driving a Grand Cherokee by now. Now I have my sights on twenty nine, because thirty is just way too…
The Lion in Winter (Queen Eleanor)
Of course he has a knife. He always has a knife. We all have knives. It’s 1183 and we’re barbarians. How clear we make it. Oh, my piglets, we are the origins of war. Not history’s forces nor the times nor justice nor the lack of it nor causes nor