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The Breakfast Club (Brian)
Brian: Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. But we think you”re crazy for making us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to
Lawrence of Arabia (T.E. Lawrence)
The best of them won’t come for money, they’ll come for me.
Tigerland (Private Roland Bozz)
Courage is when you’re the only guy who knows how shit-scared you really are.
L.A. Confidential (Sid Hudgens)
Come to Los Angeles! The sun shines bright, the beaches are wide and inviting, and the orange groves stretch as far as the eye can see. There are jobs aplenty and land is cheap. Every working man can have his own house and inside every house, a happy, all-American family.
The Hospital (Dr. Herbert Bock)
You’re wasting your time. I’ve been impotent for years. … What the hell is wrong with being impotent? Kids are more hung up on sex than the Victorians. I got a son, 23 years old. I threw him out of the house last year. Pietistic little humbug. He preached universal
The Other Guys (Detective Allen Gamble)
OK, first off: a lion? Swimming in the ocean? Lions don’t like water. If you placed it near a river or some sort of fresh water source, that make sense. But you find yourself in the ocean, 20 foot wave, I’m assuming off the coast of South Africa, coming up