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Enter the Dragon (Williams)
I don’t waste my time with it. When it comes I won’t even notice … I’ll be too busy lookin’ good. … BULLSHIT Mr. HAN-MAN! … Man, you come right out of a comic book. … Been practicing huh? … Uh. Ooooooooo ah.
How to Train Your Dragon (Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III)
This is Berk. It’s twelve days north of Hopeless and a few degrees south of Freezing to Death. It’s located solidly on the Meridian of Misery. My village. In a word? Sturdy, and it’s been here for seven generations, but every single building is new. We have fishing, hunting, and
Inglourious Basterds (SS Colonel Hans Landa)
Monsieur LaPadite, are you aware of the nickname the people of France have given me? … But you are aware of what they call me. … What are you aware of? … “The Jew Hunter.” … Precisely. I understand your trepidation in repeating it. Heydrich apparently hates the moniker the
Jerry Maguire (Jerry Maguire)
Alright so this is the world and there are five billion people on it. When I was a kid there were three. It’s hard to keep up. That’s better. That’s America. See, America still sets the tone for the world… In Indiana, Clark Hodd. 13. The best point guard in
Precious (Mary Lee Johnston)
I had a man and I have a child. And I had to take care of both of them. Okay? Did I want Carl to touch my baby? … Because I would lay my baby, I would lay her on the side of me on this pillow. And it was
Easy A (Olive)
OLIVE: Is chivalry dead? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I want to ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. And I want Judd Nelson walking across the school parking lot thrusting his