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Regarding Henry (Dr. Sultan)
DR. SULTAN: The bullet hasn”t moved. I wish we could get at it … but if we”re a little lucky, it”ll never move and he”ll be fine. (looks through charts) His brainwaves and reflexes look great. For a guy that”s just come out of a three month coma he”s in
Sleeping Beauty (Maleficent)
Oh come now, prince Phillip. Why so melancholy? A wondrous future lies before you. You, the destined hero of a charming fairy tale come true. Behold, King Stefan’s castle, and in yonder topmost tower, dreaming of her true love, the princess Aurora. But see the gracious whim of fate. Why,
Glee (Sue Sylvester)
I wanna pit these kids against one another, am I clear? … Ah, a chink in the armor, huh? I am going to create an environment that it so toxic, no one will want to be a part of that club. Like the time I sold my house to a
Mallrats (Brodie Bruce)
One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at the local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarassing for my relatives and all. But the next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results,
The Hustler (“Fast” Eddie Felson)
We really stuck the knife in her, didn’t we, Bert? Boy, we really gave it to her good. Then we twisted it, didn’t we, Bert? Of course, maybe that doesn’t stick in your throat, ’cause you spit it out just the way you spit out everything else. But it sticks