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The Shape of Water (Giles)
GILES: (looks at TV protests) Dear God- Change that awfulness- I don”t want to see all that- (Elisa changes channels to Betty Grable Dances pretty baby from Coney Island. Giles moves the antenna around until the image is clear. Elisa gives him “thumbs up”) There- Now- That”s better… Oh, would
Alice in Wonderland (Caterpillar)
Who … are … you? How doth the little crocodile improve his shining tale and pour the waters of the Nile on every golden scale. How cheeah.. How cheeah…How cheerfully he seems to have grinned, how neatly spreads his claws and welcomes little fishes in with gently smiling jaws. …
Hallpass (Rick)
RICK: Yes, she did, but… look, you”re insanely beautiful and pathologically sexy and every cell in my body is telling me to just do this, but – (Rick points to his chest.) See this area, this spot right here? The first time Maggie and I slept together, back in college,
A Cinderella Story (Samantha Montgomery)
No, you listen. You turned out to be exactly who I thought you were. I never pretended to be somebody else. It’s been me all along. And it was me who was hurt in front of everybody. Look, I didn’t come here to yell at you, okay? I came to
Cant Hardly Wait” (Kenny)
KENNY: I”ve got to have s – tonight. I mean, peep this. 92 percent of the honeys at UCLA are sexually active. 92 percent! I figure since the whole class is going to the party, I should give all ladies an equal chance – you know whatuhm sayin”? It took
Goodfellas (Henry Hill)
As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster. To me, being a gangster was better than being President of the United States. Even before I first wandered into the cabstand for an afterschool job I knew I wanted to be a part of them.