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Ali (Muhammad Ali)
I ain’t draft dodging. I ain’t burning no flag, and I ain’t runnin’ to Canada. I’m stayin’ right here. You want to send me to jail? Fine, you go right ahead. I’ve been in jail for 400 years. I could be there for four or five more, but I ain’t
Glee (Finn Hudson)
I’m losing it. I’m tired all the time-I can’t keep my eyes open. I know how lucky I am; captain of the football team, glee stud. I know I should be excited about Quinn. She’s hot, popular, she’s carrying my baby and all, but I can’t get Rachel out of
Knockaround Guys (Taylor Reese)
Five hundred. … 500 fights, that’s the number I figured when I was a kid. 500 street fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate tough guy. You need them for experience. To develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being
The Exorcist III (William F. Kinderman)
I can’t go home…The carp…My wife’s mother, she’s visiting, Father. And Tuesday night, she’s cooking us a carp. It’s a tasty fish. I have nothing against it. But because it’s supposedly filled with impurities, she buys it live. And for three days it’s been swimming up and down in my
Stranger Than Fiction (Karen “Kay” Eiffel)
This is a story about a man named Harold Crick, and his wristwatch. Harold Crick was a man of infinite numbers, endless calculations, and remarkably few words, and his wristwatch said even less. Every weekday for twelve years, Harold would brush each of his 32 teeth, 76 times. 38 times