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Beverly Hills Cop (Axel Foley)
Don’t you think I realize what’s going on here, miss? Who do you think I am, huh? Don’t you think I know that if I was some hotshot from out of town that pulled inside here and you guys made a reservation mistake, I’d be the first one to get
High Noon (Mayor Jonas Henderson)
All right, I’ll say this: what this town owes Will Kane here can never be paid with money and don’t ever forget it. He’s the best marshall we ever had, may be the best marshall we’ll ever have. So if Miller comes back here today, it’s our problem not his.
The Fly (Seth Brundle)
You have to leave now and never come back here. Have you ever heard of insect politics? Neither have I. Insects don’t have politics. They’re very brutal. No compassion, no compromise. We can’t trust the insect. I’d like to become the first insect politician. You see, I’d like to, but,
Network (Hackett)
HACKETT: I got a hit, Schumacher, and Ruddy doesn”t count any more. He was hoping I”d fall on my face with this Beale show, but I didn”t. It”s a big, fat, big-t -d hit, and I don”t have to waffle around with Ruddy any more. If he wants to take
True Romance (Clifford Worley)
You know I read a lot. Especially things that have to do with history. I find that shit fascinating. In fact, I don’t know if you know this or not, Sicilians were spawned by niggers. It’s a fact. Sicilians have black blood pumping through their hearts. If you don’t believe
The Last Picture Show (Ruth Popper)
What am I doing apologizin’ to you? Why am I always apologizin’ to you, ya little bastard? Three months I been apologizing to you, without you even bein’ here. I haven’t done anything wrong, why can’t I quit apologizin’? You’re the one oughta be sorry. I wouldn’t still be in