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Easy A (Olive)
OLIVE: Like most families, mine has a deep dark secret. And since I”m spilling all this dirt, I might as well go ahead and confess it. Okay, here goes: My dad”s name is Dill and my mother”s name is Rosemary. They were so amused by this they decided to name
The Little Mermaid (Ursula)
Yeeeeeees, hurry home, princess. We wouldn’t want to miss old Daddy’s celebration, now, would we? Huh! Celebration indeed. Bah! In my day, we had fantastical feasts when I lived in the palace. And now, look at me – wasted away to practically nothing – banished, and exiled, and practically starving,
Meet Joe Black (William Parrish)
I thought I was going to sneak away tonight. What a glorious night. Every face I see is a memory. It may not be a perfectly perfect memory. Sometimes we had our ups and downs. But we’re all together, and you’re mine for a night. And I’m going to break
Ratatouille (Anton Ego)
In many ways, the work of a critic is easy. We risk very little yet enjoy a position over those who offer up their work and their selves to our judgment. We thrive on negative criticism, which is fun to write and to read. But the bitter truth we critics
Silver Linings Playbook (Jake)
JAKE: So, listen, I”m sorry that I didn”t come see you down at the hospital. You know how those places creep me out, and the firm”s been expanding. I”ve been helping Pop with the restaurant “cause he needs to have a legitimate business. He needs a tax return. With all
The Wizard of Oz (Zeke The Cowardly Lion)
Courage! What makes a king out of a slave? Courage! What makes the flag on the mast to wave? Courage! What makes the elephant charge his tusk in the misty mist, or the dusky dusk? What makes the muskrat guard his musk? Courage! What makes the Sphinx the Seventh Wonder?