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Monster (Aileen)
EILEEN: I always wanted to be in the movies. When I was little, I thought for sure that one day I was gonna be a big, big star. Or maybe just beautiful. Beautiful and rich. Like the women on TV. Yeah, I had a lot of dreams. And I guess
Cant Hardly Wait” (Kenny)
KENNY: I”ve got to have s – tonight. I mean, peep this. 92 percent of the honeys at UCLA are sexually active. 92 percent! I figure since the whole class is going to the party, I should give all ladies an equal chance – you know whatuhm sayin”? It took
Elmer Gantry (Elmer Gantry)
You think, uh, religion is for suckers and easy marks and molly coddlers, eh? You think Jesus was some kind of a sissy, hey? Well, let me tell you, Jesus wouldn’t be afraid to walk into this joint or any other speakeasy to preach the gospel. Jesus had guts. He
Network (Max)
MAX: Must”ve been 1950 then. I was at NBC. Morning News. Associate producer. I was a kid, twenty-six years old. Anyway, they were building the lower level on the George Washington Bridge, and we were doing a remote there. Except nobody told me! Ten after seven in the morning I
All the President’s Men (Ben Bradlee)
You know once when I was reporting, Lyndon Johnson’s top guy gave me the word; they’re looking for a successor to J. Edgar Hoover. I wrote it and the day that it appeared, Johnson held a press conference and appointed Hoover the head of the FBI for life. When he
Midnight Cowboy (Enrico “Ratso” Rizzo)
Look, with these gals that want to buy it, most of ‘em are old and dignified. Social register types you know what I mean? They can’t be trotting down to Times Square to pick out the merchandise, they gotta have some kind of a middle man and that’s where old