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The Hours (Virginia Woolf)
If I were thinking clearly? If I were thinking clearly, Leonard, I would tell you that I wrestle alone in the dark, in the deep dark and that only I can know. Only I can understand my own condition. You live with the threat, you tell me. You live with
Geico Dancing Caveman Commerical (Dancing Geico Caveman)
Baltimore is a great place to pick up dance moves, I find. Lotta heel work. … Jazz hands, anything with jazz hands. … I do the hustle just like you. Geico probably thinks this is easy too.
Apocalypse Now (Walter E. Kurtz)
I’ve seen horrors, horrors that you’ve seen. But you have no right to call me a murderer. You have a right to kill me. You have a right to do that, but you have no right to judge me. It’s impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those
Coming to America (Darryl Jenks)
Just let your soul glow! Just let it shine through. Just let your soooulll baby feel oh so silky smooth. Just let it shine through, yea. Just let your soouuuul glooow, whooo! Soul-Glo.
A Midsummer Night’s Dream (Oberon)
I pray thee, give it me. I know a bank where the wild thyme blows, Where oxlips and the nodding violet grows, Quite over-canopied with luscious woodbine, With sweet musk-roses and with eglantine: There sleeps Titania sometime of the night, Lull’d in these flowers with dances and delight; And there
Swingers (Mike Peters)
Look, we’re gonna spend half the night driving around the Hills looking for this one party and you’re going to say it sucks and we’re all gonna leave and then we’re gonna go look for this other party. But all the parties and all the bars, they all suck. I